An American

What is an American?
An American is anyone who thinks he is an American. But please, don't tell me you are Asian-American, Hispanic-American, African-American or any other half-assimilate breed. If that's what you think, then I don't think you are American at all.

Nationalism

When did "nationalism" become a 4 letter word? When did it become politically incorrect to put ones coundtry above all others? And, why in God's name do I have to press "1" for English?